VIAL MIXUP
By Eunacis
Requested by BigLion2013
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Andrew liked to hang out at the mall. Although he usually just looked at the more unusual items for sale and made jokes at their expense. Of course, Wednesday was a slow day for the mall, but his job was getting fumigated and he was gonna make the best of his free time.
Before he could invoke his weapons-grade sarcasm upon the kitchen appliances, he was interrupted by the sound of a distant yell. He turned around to see the dumbest thing he ever saw. A twenty-something dude wearing a lab coat, medical smocks, and spir
Archmage S1E8 The Oracle of Mages by Eunacis, literature
Literature
Archmage S1E8 The Oracle of Mages
S1E8 The Oracle of Mages
COLD OPEN
ST. AUGUSTINE, FLORIDA
George Dollins had no idea what the Hell he was doing as he poured a molten patchwork of candle wax into the shape of a circle around a dead possum he found by the highway. He then lit a series of votive candles that he shoplifted only a couple hours prior. He assured himself that the circle being lopsided wouldn't be a problem. Draped in nothing but an oversized black cloak he pocketed from a thrift store, he knelt by the circle's edge.
"Great powers of darkness," he stuttered. "I bequeath you a sacrifice in exchange for a great boon. Hear my words!" With those last words, he wasn